Bolt Bus Bus driver – thank you for making my day

“Gooooodmorning passengers. Can I get a morning Woooh!”

“The emergency exits are are for lowering in coffee and pizza. Don’t try to leave through it.”

“Does anyone have a Facebook account?” Only a nun raises her hand. “Your all a bunch of liars.” Add Bolt Bus Good Cheer – Dan 

“If its not a fun ride then I’m not coming to work.”

“No dancing, boozing, or loud music” 

“Make sure all phone calls short, cute and sweet.”